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Here's another list of meals as promised, still waiting on that bloody camera.

Breakfast
Today were gonna have an old classic, full English fry up but some of it will be made healthy don't want to make the Doc mad now do we. We start with thick rations of bacon grilled to crispiness and so there isn't that much fat, next I add chopped tomatoes and baked beans. There will also be eggs any way you want them fried, pouched, Sunnyside up, scrambled, boiled you name it.
And lots of fruit juice, tea and coffee (I drink tons of tea, that what you get for being English)

Lunch
Today there is something different instead of sandwiches we have toasted sandwiches, ta da. And you can pick whatever you want to go no it from cheese to pickles anything, but there is also carrot sticks, cherry tomatoes and homemade oven baked chips. Or you could have more fruit, can't have too much fruit. Arrgh a simple refreshing meal for the crew

Dinner
Yarharhar something new and exciting it's an old family recipe. As a child my mother made this while me and my sister were going through our pirate stage (my sister grew out of it but I didn't) for the main meal is Fishermans pie, a mix of tuna chunks, cod fillets and salmon. Or you could use kippers but boy do they stink when you cook them, image smelling bad fish for a week. Anyway along with the fish we have a creamy white cheese sauce if you're under age if you're of age like me it a white wine sauce, but all of this is placed inside a thick flaky buttery pastry, at its side we have Brussels and I know not many people like them but if you steam them they stay nice and crunchy and with a little pinch of salt they are really nice and even the doc will say their good for you. As well as the dreaded vegetable there is also new Charlotte potatoes with the skin on them and no salt used while cooking so nice and healthy.

Desert
Yes me arties we have a desert today because we have a lot of new friends I think we need to celebrate with a nice sweet treat and I think your gonna love the name of it "buried treasure crumble" on the bottom a mix of ruby red raspberries, ebony blackberries, golden skinless apples and if you're lucky the hard to find and expensive to buy golden raspberry. It's like a normal raspberry but sweeter and with a less intense flavour. No the top of the crumble is a crushed biscuit top mixed with brown sugar and butter around three inches thick. Put it together and place it in the oven for around 15 minutes until the top is a golden brown like the sand ya dig for treasure in. along with the buried treasure crumble there is a choice of either hot thick custard or ice cold vanilla ice-cream.

But that's all today but for an extra delectable round tell me if yarr birthday's are coming up so I can plan a birthday surprise XD until next time keep sailing the seven seas and hooray for our captain Chenbeard
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Black Fedora Pirates mealsby MiniDisaster

Literature / Prose / Fiction / General Fiction / Short Stories©2012-2014 MiniDisaster
yarrharrharr here be the next meal plan me hearties and these all be genuine recipes be lucky i didn't but in black pudding in there to. we may eat a lot of it here but i don't now if you pirates can stomach it
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Diluculi Mar 30, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
That sounds all very delicious. I fear I'm going to eat too much :D
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MiniDisaster Mar 30, 2012
yes but working on our captain's ship your gonna need all the energy you can get
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Diluculi Mar 30, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
that's a good point :D
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:iconaisuruthewolf1:
"Yarr, me birthday be comin' up! ...In about 5 months..." XD "This be soundin' delicious!"
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MiniDisaster Mar 30, 2012
i think that gives me enough time to plan something special for ya
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:iconaisuruthewolf1:
"Harrharr, ye be right there! An' what do ye mean, 'if ye be of age'? We be pyrates; there be drinkin' rules!"
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MiniDisaster Mar 30, 2012
i don't know if we but it just in chase are ya know what i'll get you the bottle we'll share :D
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:iconaisuruthewolf1:
"Harrharr, nay, I be 16, matey." XD
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MiniDisaster Mar 30, 2012
yarr in england you only have two years till ya can drink, but i'll admintt i was sixteen when i first got drunk -__-'
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:iconaisuruthewolf1:
"Harrharr, in the USA ye can drink legally once ye be 21, but I be admittin' that I was first drunk when I was... Oh, I never drank."
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